Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML
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Today, a fight broke out in a bar between several people, over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined towards intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris, despite having started the rumor. FML
Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML
Today, while sitting on my front porch, my cat came up beside me. I started idly stroking her, only to turn and realize I was petting a wild raccoon. FML