Today, I was finally going to fall asleep at a decent hour. Having insomnia, I generally get about 2 hours of sleep. Right as I'm about to fall asleep, 5 firetrucks decide to drive right in front of my house with the sirens/lights on. FML
Shreyan Dwivedi
Monsieur 34 ans Célibataire
Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML
Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML
David Attenborough
Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML
It's not what you think
Today, I took my 4 year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed, "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex." FML