AnalAssault123

Monsieur Corona, USA 29 ans Célibataire

Anonyme 16 mai 2014, 07:55 Saint-jean-de-matha, Canada

Today, I finally decided to get my five-year-old son a rabbit, so I explained to him how to take care of it. When I'd finished listing all the things he'd have to do, he replied, "That's too complicated... Couldn't we just eat it instead?" FML

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Anonymous 14 juin 2014, 21:32 Grand Prairie, United States

Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

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