Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML
Michael Williams
Monsieur corpus christi 36 ans En couple
killme
Belleville, Canada
SpiderMan
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Love is love
Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor… and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML