Today, it's April Fool's day. I had to take a CPR class, and everything was going well. We took a break and I went to get a drink of water and started choking. They thought I was making fun of the class, and made me leave. FML
Valiantonias
megan
Lutz, United States
Sarah
Minneapolis, United States
Today, I told my younger brother that I'm a lesbian. Now he keeps asking me if I want to play rock, paper, vagina. FML
Anonymous
Canterbury, Australia 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML