Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
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Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML