hickjose

Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML