Today, my roommate ran out of filter tips so he cut up my chemistry note cards for his joints. FML
Huldan MeGroyn
Monsieur 38 ans
Gangsta
Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML
Cat Burglar!
Today, I found my lost cat. As I was hooking it up to a leash to get it in my car, a man approached and asked what I was doing. His kids alerted him that there was a woman stealing their cat from their front lawn. It was not my cat. FML