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Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

Flow

Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML

Where am I going wrong?

Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML