nicolaslegrain_fml

Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

Today, I was woken up to the crushing of my balls after my 5-year-old son thought it would be the best way to wake me up. FML

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

Today, I went to the hairdresser for the first time in the country I just moved to. Guess I don't speak the language as well as I thought. FML

Today at camp, we were choosing teams for capture the flag. It's embarrassing to be chosen last, but today I learnt it's even more embarrassing to not be chosen at all. FML

Today, I got lost in Darkfall Passage in Skyrim and got so frustrated I turned off the game and cried. Thank you pregnancy hormones. FML

Today, my mom figured that the best time to announce that I'm adopted was during her speech at my wedding. FML