Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
griffinsadler
lovely
Netherlands 🌶️ Épicée
johncabbot25
Ça date de 2011 mais c'est de la bonne
Canada
Boys will be boys
Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML