Helen_1988

Belfast, Northern Ireland

Anonymous 26 décembre 2014, 17:36 Saint Paul, United States

Today, I went to break up with my psychotic bitch of a girlfriend after months of abuse. When she opened the door, her 5-year-old son ran up to me, smiling and calling me "DADDY!" for the first time. Now I don't have the heart to dump the psycho and devastate her son. FML

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for shite's sake 17 janvier 2015, 22:24 Mirfield, United Kingdom

Accept this gift

Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML

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