Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said, "See you in a decade." FML
OneTrackMind
Mademoiselle America City 29 ans Célibataire
mags
United States
aianmoo16
Chicago, United States
Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML
unluckysamaritan
Sweden
Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML