Mademoiselle Salem, United States 30 ans Célibataire
Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML
Today, I saw someone purposely drive into someone's garbage can with their car. Trying to be nice, I stopped and started to pick it up. As I did, the owner came out of his house and chased me away with a knife. FML
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