Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
bennyboy1399
Anonymous
Korol, Russian Federation 🌶️ Épicée
cockfist
Glasgow, United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML