Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
cowduck7
Monsieur Seattle, WA, United States of America 28 ans Célibataire
Tang
Fort Lauderdale, United States
RickTooBomb
Falls Church, United States
Today, I was working as a valet when an old guy came up and wanted us to park his car. He said he had an accident. We looked in the car and saw poop all over the seat. We still had to park the car. FML