Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
ronniejj82
Monsieur Corpus Christi, US 31 ans En couple
TGIkaty
United States
betrayed
Portland, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Nice try, Steve
Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-girlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML