Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
FunGhoost
Monsieur New York
pikachu
United States
calikola
Ça date de 2009 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
Remember me?
Today, my grandmother, who has Alzheimer's and can't usually remember my name, had a sudden moment of clarity and asked me why I'm still not married yet. FML
stupid
Middleton, United States
Progress
Today, I realized that customers at my work ask me, "Are you new or just stupid?" just as often as they did when I first started. FML