Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML
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budbunny13
United States
candymansvan17
United States
Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML