Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML
gtbabe
Mademoiselle New York 38 ans Compliqué
Mangled Shoelace
Renfrew, United Kingdom
so unsexy
Seattle, United States 🌶️ Épicée
The sensual world
Today, I thought I'd spice things up by kissing my husband on the lips and then working my way down. But about halfway, I got some of his chest hairs lodged in my throat and started gagging. To avoid ruining the mood, I kept going, silently gagging, until we finished. I swallowed the hair. FML