The Clitshank Redemption
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML
sammiixoxo
Mademoiselle GP, TX En couple
dan
Phoenix, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Fruit and veg
Today, after going out to dinner with my girlfriend, we went back to my place and things started getting hot. I went in the bathroom and put on a green condom. She wouldn't have sex with me because it looked "like a cucumber" and "cucumbers are nasty." FML