Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
deematt98
Monsieur 28 ans Célibataire
Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML
Who goes there?
Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML
Muddy
Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML