Today, for my birthday, I found out I'm too ugly even for a hooker to have sex with me. FML
Élie-Ann Vignola
Pugsley
Australia 🌶️ Épicée
Anonymous
Lumpy
Today, while blowing my nose after being bunged up for days, it finally unblocked. A solid slimy multicoloured booger roughly the size of a grape shot out, blew right through the tissue and landed on my manager's shoe. Hell hath no fury like a lady sneezed upon. FML