Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
samchaps19
Partners
Alpharetta, United States
don't get paid enough for this
Youngstown, United States
I just work here
Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML