dogshorsescats

Mademoiselle Rockford Illinois, USA 24 ans Célibataire

karma 28 janvier 2009, 18:36 Canada 🌶️ Épicée

First!

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

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anonymous 21 avril 2009, 05:42 United States

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

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