Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
kjohn122000
Monsieur The Western USA Middle-ish Area!, United States of America! 35 ans Célibataire
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SelfServiced
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, while having some "personal" time, I felt intense pleasure and moaned. I learned that my own moaning prevents me from reaching my peak. I'm my own turn off. FML