Today, I was driving back home when I saw a yellow object flying off my roof of my car through the side mirrors. I thought nothing of it, then I noticed that I didn't have my phone with me. That's when I realized that the "flying yellow object" was my phone. FML
JayRod17
26 ans Célibataire
Anonymous
Smyrna, United States
FootInMyMouth
Miami, United States
Today, a customer brought his cat in to be euthanized. I told him to "have a nice day" as he was leaving. FML