Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML
theshdw9
apav
Australia
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML