Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
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Fargo, ND, United States of America 27 ans Célibataire
Prank war W
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
WTF just happened?
Today, my coworker and I announced that we are spending our holidays together, because we both have kids. My boss then announced that he's coming with us. FML