Today, I'm so deprived of female attention that I got a hard-on when a nurse told me I have beautiful veins. FML
HulkSmash73
Monsieur Victorville 53 ans Célibataire
i fuckin love habaneros
Charlottesville, United States 🌶️ Épicée
nt121511
Giving
Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML