Today, after beating myself up for being useless and not being able to do anything right, I managed to choke almost to the point of blacking out, on a piece of lettuce. FML
scout333
Monsieur Austin, Texas, United States 27 ans Célibataire
failureatlife
Ponchatoula, United States
Moth_Balled
Australia 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my wife knelt down in front me to give me a blowjob. As she took my underwear off a moth flew out of them. I've got no idea how it got there but I was cock-blocked by a moth. FML