Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
iLovenique
Mademoiselle Jupiter, Universe 32 ans Célibataire
The fat and the ugly
Finland 🌶️ Épicée
Anonyme
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML
OuchImAMoron
Ça date de 2013 mais c'est de la bonne
Old Bridge, United States
Reflex
Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML