Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
super_penguin
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Lemurcat
Ventura, United States
Today, I saw the guy who helped me yesterday when I was lost by telling me which bus to take. He came up to me and asked me how it went. I told him that the bus went the exact opposite way I wanted to go. He laughed and said, "I know." FML