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Mademoiselle Wooster, AR, United States 32 ans Célibataire

mcore 24 juillet 2015, 23:20 Akron, United States

Today, I was hanging out with my neighbor. He asked me if I wanted to play Twister, and I said no because I thought it would be weird. What was his response? "C'mon. You can leave if it gets sexual". FML

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spadesmollusques 6 juin 2016, 05:13 Strasbourg, France

Today, my 10-year-old son introduced me to Tom, his new best friend, and insisted we have him over to dinner. Tom is a slug. FML

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