charlieg9
East Meadow, United States
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
yolibeth221
Mademoiselle New York, US Célibataire
Anonymous
Ça date de 2014 mais c'est de la bonne
Napier, New Zealand
Weirdo
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
kids
Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML
FLIPmcCOOL
Cork, Ireland 🌶️ Épicée
Split second
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML