Chi_Town_Jay

Anonymous · 4 avril 2009, 04:34 ·United States 🌶️ Épicée

Obvious

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow, I said, "That's funny, I don't play tennis." He then asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no, he said, "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

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Anonymous · 14 décembre 2009, 23:46 ·United States

Iron Man

Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML

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Anonymous · 6 février 2011, 05:10 ·United States 🌶️ Épicée

Keep it down

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

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WhyAppleWhy · 1 septembre 2012, 23:14 ·Sarasota, United States 🌶️ Épicée

Now casting

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

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