Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML
sasseh
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Anonymous
United States
arsenalfcboy
York, United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I noticed that the condom in my wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML