Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
tbrown0089
Mademoiselle Peru, United States 30 ans
ch4nny
Sydney, Australia
AgentOrion
Bessemer, United States
Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
FreeTacos_
Pueblo, United States
Assumptions
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML