Today, I was playing some soccer with my buddies, when a kid came over, yelled "CUP CHECK!" and nailed me in the nuts then ran away laughing. Millions of my unborn children died in agony. All his fatass mom did was chuckle nervously and pat her satan-spawn on the head. FML
WillAlwaysFail
Nampa ID, U.S. 28 ans Célibataire
wish his dad had worn one
Clinton, United States
yepintheladiesroom
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée
Seeing the sights
Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML