Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML
jaydoug92
Mademoiselle Kansas City, United States 34 ans Célibataire
jjs51
United States 🌶️ Épicée
dykerino
Ça date de 2014 mais c'est de la bonne
Vancouver, Canada
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Lord Buttfuck IV
France
Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML