Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
LethalSeamonkey
Mademoiselle Seattle, USA 35 ans Célibataire
oops
San Francisco, United States
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
pantless
Sydney, Australia
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML