Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML
sm4shgaw
Monsieur Australia Célibataire
Anonymous
Australia
Anonymous
Ça date de 2016 mais c'est de la bonne
Auckland, New Zealand
Hey guys
Today, the cockroach infestation at my house has gotten so bad that I can now tell the difference between male and female cockroaches. FML
nightjay
Cincinnati, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I got grounded for having a boner when I woke up. FML