RyanBee

Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML

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Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML

Today, I learned that your crotch can just light up on the body scanner in the airport for no apparent reason; and when that happens, a thorough pat down of that area will be performed by a confused security officer. FML