Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
mandytaboada
Monsieur Barranquilla, Colombia 33 ans Célibataire
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CutieBooty
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML