valigzz

Today, I was in one of two hot tubs with my dad at a vacation resort, when 3 good looking guys walked into the pool area. My dad moved to the other hot tub so the guys could hang out in the one I was in. They came outside, passed my hot tub, and went into the one my dad just moved into. FML

Turbulence

Today, I am sitting next to a guy who very clearly has lice crawling on his head. It's a six hour flight. FML