Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
MrEldritch
Mademoiselle in a pineapple, Under the sea 32 ans
Noname
Canada
Jack
Minneapolis, United States
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML