Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML
xXEmoEscapeXx
Mademoiselle 30 ans Célibataire
Sidney
United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée
andi0804
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
xomelodygervais
Timmins, Canada 🌶️ Épicée
Get it on
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML