Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession with the guy from Harry Potter has crossed over into illegality. FML
RosaEP517
Mademoiselle Louisiana, USA 35 ans En couple
LeaveHimAlone
Elkridge, United States
chocochoco
Auburn, United States
Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML
lax22
Ça date de 2014 mais c'est de la bonne
San Francisco, United States
Great, just great
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML