Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
skiingpoutine
insert pussy pun, hurr durr
Hopkinsville, United States
GTA_VI
Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of an unresolved issue, the dealership mistakenly reported the rental vehicle I'm using in the meantime as stolen. The police surrounded my work as I was meeting with a potential client. FML