Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML
firelegend
Monsieur Hobovilles, Usa 26 ans
Taking it too far
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
Today, I noticed that my son was less excited about losing a tooth than normal. I asked him what was wrong, he said, "Tyler told me that the tooth fairy died yesterday in a car accident." To which Tyler replied, "You're welcome." FML
Today, at my house party, I caught my boyfriend having sex with my best friend. His excuse? He wanted to be better in bed for me. FML